Cankle Awareness Month
by Lucas on Jul.02, 2009, under Entertainment
Cankle Awareness Month is July - Forget swine flu. A cankle pandemic is sweeping the nation, according to Gold’s Gym.Gold’s Gym has declared July “Cankle Awareness Month.” Exactly what is a cankle? It’s when your calf and your ankle become one. Gold’s calls it a “growing epidemic”, and wants you to come in and sign up for assistance. They are offering free tips online.
Can someone answer me this. When in the HELL did we start letting gym’s decide what to dedicate month’s to? I guess any random person can just dedicate a month to something. This July is going to be Lucas month. If you last name is Lucas everyone you see on the street has to give you a high five and $20. Those caught not following this rule will be labeled a terrorist.
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